New Study Finds 100% of Men Who Gender Identify Their Car Are Secretly Attracted to Their Own Gender
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“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” said the studies lead author during an interview shortly after the work was published. He continued “Being gay I mean. There is definitely something wrong with bestowing a gender upon your car. Something very wrong. In fact I would suggest these men should seek psychological counseling immediately.” This new study was published only moments after another study was released showing that men misgender their car 35% of the time. The relationship between the two findings is not yet clear but researchers suspect there must be some link. The hope is that future work will elucidate the neurological mechanisms responsible for men’s irrational need to designate a gender for what is in fact a non-biological inanimate object.