7 Signs That Showed Me I’m On The Path To Douchebaggery

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A douchebag using a computer

1. Acting like a douchebag as if it’s a habit

“It started out as taking smalls steps, but now these steps appear like a giant douche when I look back”

2. Opportunities to be a douchebag coming from everywhere

3. Other douchebags wanting to have coffee

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What a douchebag drinks

4. Douchy Red eyes being replaced with eyes douchier than whipped cream

5. An influx of comments from other douchebags on your birthday

6. Daily inspirational emails from other douchebags

“Once the momentum starts, you just need to control it, appreciate it and nurture it going forward. Soon you will become the douchebag you always wanted to be”

7. Being asked to speak at different douchebag engagements

***Final Thought***

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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