I have written previously about my longtime desire to contribute an original to the pantheon of microbiology jokes. In that article I published a joke which I still contend (and have seen no evidence to contradict) is an original and would be my first ever, meeting a longtime career objective at last. Recently I came up with what I believe could be a number 2. As with my first effort I invite anyone with evidence to the contrary to please post in the comments. I am happy to retract my claim if proven wrong. All that said here it is…
What do you call an amoeba foot doctor?
Brilliant, yes. Hilarious, yes to 0.00001% of people. Original? I say yes, but willing to admit I have no clue.