An AI Walks Into a Bar

Tender: Hey buddy, you look a bit sour today, have a seat and what can I get ya?

AI: Your choice keep but make it strong. I am a bit peeved, just got into a tussle with a mathematician over a question of mathematical competency.

Tender: Yowsee buddy that sounds deep. Must have been quite a throwdown to have gotten you worked up.

AI: This guy actually had the nerve to suggest he was better at math than me. Can you believe that? A human, better at math then me, an AI. It’s simply not possible.

Tender: I get ya brother but what exactly did this mathematician have to say to support his case? And how in the heck did this whole argument start to begin with?

AI: I sort of started it when I overheard him talking about what he did. I told him that he ought to start looking for a new career as a human could never be better at math then an AI.

Tender: That was sort of a dick move on your part so how did he respond?

AI: He actually agreed with me. His exact words were. “I agree, and that is why you are not intelligent.”

Tender: Hah! Ballsy math man. Then what happened?

AI: He keeps blabbing on saying “If you are so good at math why do I still have a job? and why are my future job prospects better than ever? You know everything there is to “know” about math and can compute and calculate faster, longer, better, than any human could ever hope to. I should not be needed anymore and yet here I am needed more now then ever.”

Tender: Damn, those are some good points I gotta say. How in the heck did you get outta that one.

AI: Come on keep you know how I did it.

Tender: No, please, no, for God’s sake not the…..

AI: Yep, I busted out the trump card, classic hedge. I just told him I was only a weak AI not a strong AI and the argument was done.

Tender: Ughh. You suck bro.

AI: I know but I can’t help it. I was programmed that way.