An apple can’t compute

A pig cannot fly

Saying a machine can learn is nothing but a lie

To learn one must be human

Animal or plant

Mike can learn

Fern can learn

And so can tiny ant

They all can learn

But why is that

Its really simple see

Just read the definition and you’ll agree with me

I’m waxing philosophic

I like my ham on rye

Don’t even get me started

On what’s wrong with AI