As we approach light speed time first begins to slow down, then stops, then begins to move backwards (relative to those in countries not currently collapsing at light speed) as the mass of collapse pulls us irresistibly towards it. Once we cross the event horizon it will be too late and all of America will collapse into itself forming a mass of collapse so dense that not even successful countries not currently collapsing like Sweden and Finland will be able to escape. This strange object, so dense that 1 teaspoon could collapse even the most stable country, is referred to as a Trumphole. A Trumphole cannot be observed directly but only indirectly each time it sucks another successful country into its collapsing maw and emits a particle of Fuckawking radiation. Eventually, the loss of Fuckawking radiation will result in the death of the Trumphole itself. It is not known what becomes of America once the Trumphole has completely dissipated but some believe it will be reborn in another dimension or another universe to begin the cycle of collapse anew.

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