Atmospheric Science as a Model to Understand the Technology Hypeosphere
The Layered Hypeosphere Concept Allows Us to Visualize Something or Other and Learn Something Else
The Layered Hypeosphere–Go onto the internet and look around. What do you see? You might see a news website or an entertainment provider, or an advertisement, or any number of interesting and not so interesting things. What you are not seeing, however, is the complexity of our hypeosphere. The hypeosphere is a protective layer of bullshit that shelters all technology on the internet and the earth, keeping them from too much serious criticism or in depth analysis.
The hypeosphere has five different layers that are determined by the changes in the amount of brown-nosing and bullshit that happen with increasing hypeitude.
Hopeosphere
Surfing the internet, we are usually only aware of the events happening in the lowest layer, the hopeosphere, where all hype is first conceived and spread in a thick fog like layer. The base of this layer is warmer than its top because the bullshit is heated by the nearness to Silicon valley on the surface of the Earth, which provides the bullshit energy. It get’s its name from the hopes of success and world domination that technology products come to market with.
Nanotechnolosphere
Above the hopeosphere lies the nanotechnolosphere where Silicon Valley executives private airplanes fly. Brown nosing increases with altitude along with increasing amounts of bullshit. The excess nanoparticles used in various manufacturing processes not currently embedded deep within the lungs of the human population of the earth, help absorb the harmful ultraviolet rays of sunlight that would otherwise shine on the bullshit and expose it for the crap it is.
Neurotechnolosphere
As the neurotechnolosphere extends upward above the nanotechnolosphere, temperatures decrease. The coldest parts of our hypeosphere are located in this layer and can reach –90°C. Beyond that little is known about this mysterious layer of the hopeosphere. In a recent study of 2 samples (n =2) of material taken from this layer and analyzed using neurosphere scans neuosphereologists were able to locate “justice” by seeing where it lit up the neurosphere horizon. It was one of the largest and most scientifically solid studies of the neurotechnolosphere ever conducted.
Machinelearnosphere
In the forth layer from Earth’s surface, the machinelearnosphere, the truth is thin, meaning that there are far fewer true statements and facts. It is believed to be mostly composed of logical contradictions and logical impossibilities. The machinelearnosphere is very sensitive to solar activity and can heat up to 1,500°C or higher when the Sun is active making an aurora that lights up the night sky. Richard Branson can be found orbiting Earth in his space plane in this layer. An alternate name for this layer, machinecannotlearnosphere has been proposed but has failed to gain much traction in the pseudoscientific community.
AIonosphere
The upper layer of our hypeosphere, where atoms and molecules of reality escape into space, is called the AIonsphere. It is one of the most widely misunderstood layers of the hypeosphere. Many people erroneously believe that it is a real, actually existing thing, and that they have been there or interact with it every day. In fact the term is a misnomer and a more accurate name would be the moderncomputonosphere. AIonosphereologists have fought hard to preserve the original name as they fear the budget cuts that would no doubt hit hard if the name were changed to more accurately reflect the reality.
