ButtChuggers is proud to introduce. ButtChuggers@home. We have partnered with one of those awesome, hip, brilliant Silicon Valley tech companies to deliver the same ButtChuggers meals and drinks you know and love straight to your door with the touch of a button. We know how busy you are young Millennials, aka key target market 1 and slightly less desirable but with more spending power 25 — 35 year old key target market 2. With all your technology, recycling, solar panelling, wind turbineing, bike riding, and video gaming who has time to go out for a meal. Definitely not you. You would rather stay at home in mom and dad’s. basement translating the collected works of Shakespeare into emoticons. Hey that’s cool with us. We can dig it. ButtChuggers knows what Millenials want and knows how to deliver it. Hot and fresh ButtChuggers food with a disposable, biodegradable, recyclable, multi use butt funnel that you can share with your friends. It’s ok if you don’t have any. We don’t judge. Just get online, get your ass in the air, spread cheeks, insert funnel, and welcome to ButtChuggers country. Tweet ur ButtChugger experience #IMButtChugginIt. Or just ping your friend. You know that one that says she’s an 18 year old girl who lives in Japan. She has a fetish for pale, weak, American boys. You know. Her. Right. When she is not making out with her hot friends she enjoys dressing up in school girl outfits and loves cosplay. The one that asked you to give her your credit card info in exchange for a picture. Than when you did she charged like $2000 worth of stuff at that mall in Erie, PA. The one no one ever goes to anymore. It only has like six remaining stores and a food court with a pretzel factory and a Chinese woman who sells meat on a stick to passing strangers from a cart she wheels in every day. That one. And she never did send that picture. Bring her on in to ButtChuggers!

For a limited time and available only to the 25 and under set we are offering full custom buttchugg meal prep. If we can blend it into a paste and squeeze it through a tube we guarantee you can chug it in your butt. Get creative. Mix and match whatever wacky ingredients you want. If it can fit in a butt it can get in a butt at ButtChuggers. ButtChuggers is not responsible for any physical or emotional harm you or your loved ones experience. We don’t give a fuck we just want to get it in your butt.

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