Congratulations! This is it, the tech hype article in which I finally get to record my 100th time saying this. Machines can’t learn. The term, machine learning is itself is a logical contradiction. Moreover, the act this logical contradiction supposedly describes is logically impossible. It is the ultra rare double logic fail. To be both logically contradictory and impossible at the same time, well, let’s just say it is really, truly, something special. For a lover of logic like myself it is a rare treat indeed. I have written so much on this topic and of course I must paste in an obligatory piece from the paste expanding on it. And you get……

Nice! You lucked out. A true classic. Enjoy! I hope you learn something. Hah! Get it, “learn” something, it’s funny because you will be able to learn something, a machine on the other hand could not.

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