Damn you Randieri! Touche. It is well and truly on now and you had better not recommend this too. At least not in the next five minutes. What do you live here or something dude? Log off, relax, go teach your toaster about subject verb agreement or something. I know, have your AI predict your future. I hear they are really good at predictions. I guess it’s because they do not exist but some people say they will be really good at predictions when they do exist, which is just around the corner, could be tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but definitely soon, very very soon. That’s good enough for me. As I have said many many times I welcome our new robot overlords. The time of the natural has come to an end, the time of the artificial is now. Not you artificial sweetener, you are gross. You had your chance with Diet Pepsi and you fucking blew it.

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