Dear Women, Men Owe You an Apology Once Again

We Like Having Things Patiently Explained to Us and We Really Like Being Needed, But We are Too Lazy To Do Any Work

You don’t have to “bring us along”; we are outraged already. But, because we are men we also are lazy, so very lazy. We are also easily distracted by sports or beer or a pretty lady.

Right now, we are living under the most explicitly misogynist president in modern history in a country where an accused sexual abuser was just appointed to the Supreme Court. Women are being killed for saying no to men. Ohio has passed a bill that makes abortion a crime if the fetus has a heartbeat. And the wage gap is actually much wider than originally thought. All of that sucks and men are super pissed about it, but of course we are also super lazy, and there is always a game to watch on some screen somewhere, plus all that beer. Basically we suck.

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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