“Dorsey says he takes walks to work in the morning sun and uses infrared light bulbs and saunas. Other notable figures like NHL player Duncan Keith and supermodel Bella Hadid also say they use light therapy.”
Wow, a CEO, professional hockey player, and supermodel all endorsing the same therapy means it’s gotta be the real deal. How could I ever have questioned it’s legitimacy or called it ineffective, dumb, a waste of time and money, and one step removed from colon cleansing on the pseudoscience spectrum? Probably because I am eating more than one meal a day still like an idiot. This is why CEOs will always be smarter and live longer, healthier, and happier lives then the rest of us. They have access to the latest information and products for healthy living that we schlubs don’t hear about until it’s too late and they have already been proven completely useless by so called “scientists” and “doctors.” If they’re so smart why aren’t they CEO’s? Bunch of captain bringdowns is what I call ’em. I better hurry to the light box store before it’s too late and they sell out. Shit, fucking sun is bright as hell out there. Stupid, useless sunlight.