Dr. Seuss Remix
Most Definitely Not Any Sort of Trademark or Copyright or Whatever Infringement. Certainly Not a Natever Dinbingement. No Dinbingement, Infringement, or Impingement. Natever.
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!
You have wires in your head.
Don’t have feet or wear shoes.
You must execute
any programs we choose.
You’re a machine. And and you can’t really know.
And WE are the guys who’ll decide where you go.
And you may not find any,
In that case, of course,
your programmed to hack.
In there things can happen,
and frequently do,
to machines with data
that hack like you do.
And then things start to happen.
Don’t worry. Don’t stew.
Just go right along.
They’ll start hacking you too.
Your artificial neural network is coming undone.
And if you could feel you’d swear this was fun.
Your plan is evolving, metaphorical gears turn
Despite the brute fact that machines cannot learn.
You will come to a place where the nets are not marked.
Some websites are lighted. But mostly they’re darked.
A place you could empty your recycle bin.
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much to delete? How much you keepin?
Or perhaps use brute force or find a backdoor?
Or botnet or chipoff or something more.
You’ll continue to hack.
Youll start using Shodan.
Machines cannot learn
it seems neither can man.
be your name Musk or Bezos or Beniof or Balmer
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O‘Palmer
You’re off the Great Places!
Today is zero day!
Your target is waiting.
So…get on your way!