Eds. note to readers: The full title of the piece was supposed to read: The 12 Most Important Things To Do When You Are Young and Rich. The last part was unintentionally cut off when the post was published to the site. We extend our most sincere apologies to any of our less fortunate readers. There are plenty of other very interesting writings on Medium that might be more appropriate for you. Check this out: Eat Less to Lose Weight and Stretch those Monthly Food Stamp Benefits. Cool right? A self help piece with two for one advice. Now stop bothering Max and get off the computer. The public library only has two working terminals and the homeless porn addicts are getting cranky.