Finally, a celebrity I can get behind. All those other pop star celebrities are so fully of substance and depth. Everything they say is so deep and meaningful. I’m sick of them making me have to think so much about everything. Why can’t I just be in love with a celebrity that is a completely empty shell, that believes in nothing, and says nothing interesting like this hologram? Yep, this hologram is for me. Those other celebrities can go back to Harvard or MIT or wherever it is the brainiacs go to geek out together. When do tickets go on sale for its next show?

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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