Global Scientists Remain Puzzled By Findings from Extraterrestrial ‘Film’
So Called ‘Alien Atlas’ Containing Detailed Information and at Least Three Decades of ‘Footage’ from an Alternate Universe Earth Has Yet to Be Even Partially Understood
In what has become a source of great anxiety for the entire planet top scientists from around the world announced no progress in their quest to understand the Alien Atlas (AA), the alternate universe earth ‘film’ received six months ago from somewhere near the Andromeda galaxy (M31). It is presumed that the AA was sent to earth deliberately by an intelligent alien species though the purpose remains unclear. Included in the transmission containing the atlas were instructions to decrypt the alien files in every currently and formerly spoken earth language and the foreboding phrase “learn from this or yours will be a similar fate.”
Since the first viewing thousands of top global minds have worked nearly round the clock trying to understand its meaning. It is known that the footage of the alternate earth shows a planet and people identical to our own in (almost) every way down to the smallest detail. Fascinatingly it appears to be from the ‘present day’ and our twin doppelgangers on the alternate earth are doing the exact same thing as ourselves at the moment, attempting to understand the Alien Atlas. To date only one difference between the two earths has been discovered and it is believed that every possible examination has been completed. Head of the Alien Atlas project Dr. Jason Stoltz made the following statement upon its discovery. “We have now completed our study of the so called Alien Atlas and there is not one microsecond of footage that has not been examined exhaustively. As most of earth’s citizens have heard by now the footage of the alternate earth reveals a place exactly like our own down to the smallest and seemingly most inconsequential detail. We have however now discovered one difference, the first and only yet known. On this alternate earth in this unknown universe the Binghamton, NY based sporting goods conglomerate known as Dicks is instead named Ricks. What this might mean for the future of our own earth is unclear, but rest assured we will find out, we will find out. And we will get great deals including up to 50% off on select athletic footwear at the same time.”
