Gosh that hurt. Hurt bad. Do you really not like me or maybe it’s just that you don’t really know me? I mean, we haven’t even ever met. How can I be that big of a jerk? Really? Am I? I might not be perfect, but….Seriously? I am that bad? Damn. I am going to go home and cry now, and then call my mom, she still loves me, mostly.

Painfully,

Men

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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