Hey Dan, Thanks for Asking About My Preferences

I Read Your Article and I am Happy to Answer

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This is an example of the kind of wacky fun me and my new friend Dan will be having now that we are friends. I am not sure about Dan, but I am not black and do not currently have any black friends, but I am totally open to the concept. I also don’t really know any girls but I am guessing Dan is a stud given how good he is at crushing the crypto market and such.

Do you like making money at the push of a button?

How about working from home in your underwear?

Do you hate corporate meetings worse than the plague?

Would you rather be traveling the world, having adventures and sleeping on a beach in Thailand than grinding your life away in an office for fifty years?

Then you might just be a trader, my friend.

But what kind of trader are you?

Are you looking to make steady, slow, conservative profits, year after year and protect yourself from big risks? Or are you looking to hit the home run trade, knock it out of the park and retire early to travel the world eating fine food and hiking in the rain forest?

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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