How big must data be to be big?

Must it be as big as a pig?

As big as a wig?

How big?

Must data be this big?

Or that big?

As big as a rig?

Or a fig or a twig?

How big is big?

If I have data I think is big

and promise to sell if for a Phennig

but then renege

Is big data just too big?

Suck on that Big D. You too Germany for some reason.

Hah!

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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