I am. I am a doctor. Not that kind of Doctor. The kind you no doubt pictured in your mind as the call for one of us went out. I am a doctor of microbiology and molecular biology. Can I help? Probably not I suppose. You need or think you need a medical doctor. My four years in college earning a degree in microbiology followed by four more earning my Ph.D. are just not helpful in your particular situation. I should never have raised my hand. I am not really a doctor.