Authors note: The first time I posted this access to it was blocked within minutes. I have been fighting to see it published unchanged ever since with no success. I am making some changes to the text by redacting certain words I am guessing triggered the site filter. I will keep making changes until I am able to find a format that can be made public and remain available for enjoyment by all. This story refers to one of the very first of the bot followers too show up in my stats. I wonder if this was a carrier of the bot malware that seems to have infected the site? In case you are not aware these are the follower bots that nobody at Medium seems to think are a problem. Let me rephrase that these are the bot followers that Medium thinks represent real people somehow. Seriously this is very funny. One of my best works. I am so very proud.
Now I just need to find out where in the hell Chandigarh is? I am going to take a wild shot in the dark and say India. Holy shit I was correct, and the founding member of the Congrès International d’Architecture Moderne (CIAM) Charles-Édouard Jeanneret aka Le Corbusier, the legendary Swiss-French modernist architect, designed a whole bunch of shit for the city. Wow, the Corbster, who could believe such a titan of the the modern architectural scene would have anything to do with a shithole like Chandigarh. Actually anyone who knows anything about Le Corbusier would because he was dedicated to providing better living conditions for the residents of crowded cities. And although I have never been I can imagine how crowded, disgusting, smelly, and overall nasty Chandigarh is. Exactly the type of place the Corbinater loved to put his stupid looking lego houses. Seriously they look like fucking legos or bricks with pipes sticking up out of them. Also his LC4 chair is dumb and ugly.
In any event I shall be on the next plane there. When I arrive I expect to take full advantage of your professional high class services.
Do I need to use the [redacted] girl portal ahead of time or can I just show up? Fine I’ll use the fucking portal.
Whoa, now that is one classy portal. I love the backstory and your English is impeccable. Did you live in America hot Girl- the most attractive young lady?
Hello young men… I am hot Girl-the most attractive young lady and an outstanding free [redacted] in CHANDIGARH. Along these lines, in the event that you are searching for a partner with whom you can spend the most astonishing snapshots of your life in private room then you are at perfect place and I invite all of you to Chandigarh [redacted] Service….
The majority of customers are baffled as a result of their weariness life timetable and strains of office and home. Their life turns out to be so bleak in light of which they came to me for some beguilement. So they can feel loose from nerves that they are [redacted] in Chandigarh confronting in their life. I cure them by giving them most extreme fellowship with [redacted] in Chandigarh…..
Like the majority of your customers I too am baffled though it is not as a result of my weariness life timetable and strains of office and home. It is because of my weariness of jerking off 3–5 days a week and strains of not getting any for a very long time. Damn right my life is bleak hot girl and you bet I could use some beguilement. I want to feel loose nerves that are [redacted] in Chandigarh confronting in my life, I guess. Please give me the most extreme fellowship you offer as part of your professional high class [redacted] services.
I will take you to the happy to the point bursting of physical closeness. Chandigarh [redacted] that you have just envisioned in your dreams or while twitching off about the most lovely young lady.
OK, I get it, I twitch off a lot. Geez cut me a break I have not gotten laid in a very long time. The happy point of bursting of physical closeness probably going to happen faster than normal.
I have a charitably reasonable body and bends to kick the bucket for. You can’t avoid yourself not to touch my huge bosoms and all around conditioned firm body. My bends are précised to the point that can’t envision.
Wow, that sounds hot and I am envisioning some pretty precised bends but please do not kick the bucket until we are done and I have touched your huge bosoms and all around conditioned firm body.
God made man first and when he saw man alone in this entire world then he made lady. Lady is the most lovely thing that can happen to man. From start of this world lady had assumed a vital part in making life of a man more significant and energetic. Independent Chandigarh [redacted] Ladies bring satisfaction, energy, delight and that physical love that can make him overlook everything and live fullest with her….
Damn right Chandigarh [redacted] Girl. Damn right. See you soon, my plane leaves in hour. With my layover in London I should be there in about 3 days give or take. I will try not to twitch off until we meet.