I Do Not Want Predictive Emojis Apple. Please Fucking Stop Shoving This Shit Down My Throat.

For the love of Christ Apple. Please stop now. Will you get the fuck out of my text suggestion bar. It is called text suggestion for a reason. To suggest text not fucking cartoon characters. The text suggestion is already frustratingly shitty enough as it is. I do not want “smart” computing. I just want computing. I input things, computer outputs them. Good e-fucking-nuff.

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