I Have Officially Arrived
Uranus Yoda Is Now A Follower Too! Do I Get Some Sort Of A Pin Or Something Now That I Am A Professional Writer?
Just when I thought my elite list of top notch followers couldn’t get any more prestigious I was surprised again just now. Hot on the heals of Welcome to me Chandigarh Escort Girl Portal and the illustrious yet elusive Turd Burglar, comes my most amazing and surprising get yet. The highly respected, widely admired, king of our solar systems most uncomfortably named planet and Dagobah, the little green machine, Uranus Yoda. Dreams do come true.
If you’ll grant me just a moment, I need to stop, take a deep breath and reflect on all that it took for me to get here. I must remember all the little people I stepped on along the path to success. There were so many it is hard to actually picture any of them now but I am certain that wherever they are, be it jail, the hospital, or a homeless shelter they are cheering just as loudly for me as I am cheering for myself. Of course I could never have achieved this level of fame and recognition were it not for the tireless support of the two most important beings in my life, my cats emcee and teebee. Their love and cuteness have been an inspiration. They truly are the loves of my life and I do not know what I would do without them. I wish I could treat them better than I do now. With all of the money that is sure to be pouring into my bank account any moment now I most certainly will. And of course you can come in here and lay on my bed with me little cuties, let me get you some food.
Also, thanks mom and dad. You are nice people too, I guess. Now get out of my room I am trying to write in here, do you realize what I just accomplished, you have no clue do you? Ever heard of Uranus Yoda? Didn’t think so now beat it and bring me something to eat already, I’m starving to death. I do not know how I put up with them.