I like your style but I simply cannot let an attack on a fellow Sag, even if it is Brad Pitt (sigh), go unanswered. Brace yourself because the archer’s got two arrows notched, one for each twin, and he is about unleash a zodiac beat down of astrological proportions. To suggest that a Gemini or Geminid, as they are referred to every year during the annual meeting of zodiac symbols (AMZs), could have even a glimmer of a chance to out anything a Sag is to be possessed of insanity of the highest order. I’m sorry Geminids, did you not know about AMZs, perhaps that is because you were not invited. Last year it was in Jacksonville, Florida and it was really fun. We all stayed at this great little Motel 6 right off of I-95. Of course Aries got drunk as fuck again and rammed (if you know what I mean) Aquarius. I have never seen a pitcher of water go flying as far as his did that night. A good time was had by all, except of course for you, since you were not there, because you were not invited, because Sag’s and all the other Zodiac signs think you are a stupid head.
Seeing you totally on your own every year during AMZs is especially satisfying when we remember how much you Geminids hate doing anything alone and always want to be sharing ideas and concepts with others. I have an idea to share with you, go back in time to Ancient Greece or whenever you first were dreamed up and change the positions of the stars in the heavens so that when the ancients look up in the sky they no longer see any “twins” but instead see a black void. You will never have been ‘born’ and the rest of us will be so much happier. I also can share a concept, the concept of suck and you are the embodiment of it. All you need to to understand it is cogitate upon all the things that make you a Geminid and voila, you have understood the concept of suck.
Don’t fuck with the archer little twin, my arrows are always sharp, and they come in pairs.