I would have said fucktards but this is a very strong hypothesis. It explains the phenomenon in question simply and completely, is logically coherent, and suggests avenues for further study. For instance, at what precise age or age range does a young asshole become an old asshole? Is there such a thing as a middle aged asshole, and what role do they play? What lifestyle factors (marital status, education, income, etc) are strongly positively correlated with each age cohorts asshole subpopulation and which negatively? With this data we might be able to develop an asshole prediction algorithm (no fucking artificial neural networks, AI, or machine learning so don’t even think it) using relatively simple mathematics and statistics and old fashioned computing. Of course all that will have to be combined with a lot of hard work and determination so obviously no millenials will be involved. Hah! zing! Burn, Indian rope style bitches! Suck it. I’m out.

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