Intelligence without wisdom is like cotton candy without a stick. All light and fluffy and yummy but basically useless without a way to stuff it in your pie hole
Strength without restraint is like an apple on the forest floor. It just sits there, rotting, until a deer comes along and eats it
Power without control is like a slightly out of date computer. Yes you can still use it for email but once the hard drive gets too full it really sucks for basically anything and it’s time to upgrade
Peace without prosperity is like really shitty
Time knows no bounds. But bounds are timeless.
The eternal and the infinite are one. They bind the professional philosopher, the stoner, and the physicist in a never ending cycle of useless musings
If I had a hammer. That would be nice
Nature is like watching Brad and Angelina have sex. It looks amazing and you are so jealous but in the end even they can break up.
Oh god no. Really!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Imagining the two most beautiful people in the world having amazing sex in their palatial mansion was my last best mastabatory fantasy.
I can’t go back to the ladies undergarments section of the Sears catalog. I just can’t. It’s too sad.