I’ll Do Ya One Better
Wanda was wracked with worry when William was without wallet while window washing. Without Wallet William was without worry when windows were washed. Wherever wallet was, William, Wanda wondered whether window washing worked while windows were wet.
William wore Wanda’s wigs whenever wacking. What was William wanting with Wanda’s wigs while wacking? Whatever William wanted was wrong, wrong, wrong!
Amy ate all Ashley’s apples and almonds and also acted asinine all April.
Amy actually ate all Ashley’ apples and almonds all April? Acting asinine and accosting apples and almonds awarded Amy an April area asshole award.
Harry had hurt his hip. How had Harry hurt his hip? He had hurt his hip helping his humongous hippo hide, hah!