I’m sorry what? My boss is a woman. Am I supposed to decline her invitation to our next face to face because I can’t be alone with her? What about my performance evaluation? While I’d like to skip that particular shit show as much as anyone I don’t think she’d be real cool with that. Maybe I could request a chaperone? Is this for real? I feel like I am being punked. Seriously? What the fuck? I’m going back to bed now. Where do these people come from?