It Is Still a Golden Age for People Who Cannot Tie Their Own Shoelaces

There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Alive for The Shoelace Tying Ignorant or Lazy

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Shoelaces other major use. Image by Hans Braxmeier from Pixabay

Advanced Shoe Lace Tying Systems for the Non Expert User Have Finally Become Widely Available

First up — Lock Laces

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Lock Laces

While the laces do provide added compression my feet feel exactly the same as they did when I was using regular laces, and I still perform at less then my best on most days.

Next up: Relative newcomer SevenUp elastic no tie shoe lace system

Unfortunately they also made a splash with the lawyers of PepsiCo who were not pleased with the blatant rip off of the soda bearing the same name. Let’s see if their claims hold up to scrutiny.

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SevenUp elastic shoe tie system

I love a lace that I never need tie again and, as one of the back and waist sore, I truly appreciate the prevention of bending over it provides.

Number three: Another newcomer X-pand no tie shoe lace system

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X-pand no tie shoe lace system

And last but not least — Hickie’s

The no tie shoe lace system with the name that reminds you of that time in high school when you had to wear a turtleneck sweater four days in a row.

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Hickie’s

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