Let Me See If I Understand This Medium, Corporations Can Follow Me Now?

Crap On A Cracker This is Bullshit Of The Highest Order

The latest batch of follower bots has been unleashed on my account. Mixed in among the ridiculous fake names and profile pics clearly pulled from various stock photo websites was this little gem

Beijing Dongke United Technologies Co.Ltd

Yes, Beijin Donke United Technologies Co. Ltd, my favorite integrated enterprise which join industry mainly manufacturing candle industry, poly carboxylate, is now a dedicated follower of my work. Awesome. As much as I want to join industry mainly manufacturing candle industry I am not a fan of poly carboxylate. Having Beijing Donke United Technologies Co. Ltd as a follower implies that I somehow endorse it.

And for the love of God Medium, Can you please do something, anything, about these stupid fucking bots?

Brought to you by the good people of Beijing Donke United Technologies Co. Ltd. — We get up early so our anionic polymers are never carboxy late.

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