Let Me See If I Understand This Medium, Corporations Can Follow Me Now?
The latest batch of follower bots has been unleashed on my account. Mixed in among the ridiculous fake names and profile pics clearly pulled from various stock photo websites was this little gem
Beijing Dongke United Technologies Co.Ltd
Yes, Beijin Donke United Technologies Co. Ltd, my favorite integrated enterprise which join industry mainly manufacturing candle industry, poly carboxylate, is now a dedicated follower of my work. Awesome. As much as I want to join industry mainly manufacturing candle industry I am not a fan of poly carboxylate. Having Beijing Donke United Technologies Co. Ltd as a follower implies that I somehow endorse it.
While I do appreciate most members of the family of anionic polymers with a long carbon chain backbone along which are many attached to carboxyl functional groups, I do not appreciate poly carboxylate, or sodium polycarboxylate, as it is known in the United States. I understand that it is used in consumer household cleaning products to enhance performance, and that in the United States the major end-use is in powdered home laundry detergents, but I still don’t trust it and I will never endorse it.
Of course I also realize that the the commonly used molecular weights range from 2,000–10,000 and that they can be homopolymers, made from one type of monomer, such as 2-propanoic acid, or heteropolymers (copolymers), made from two monomers, such as acrylate and maleic acid. Moreover, even the biggest idiot knows that these copolymers can be made in any ratio, thus the designation “sodium polycarboxylate” covers a wide range of distinct molecules, but I still think it sucks.
My point is Beijing Donke United Technolgies Co, Ltd. mainly manufacturing candle industry is a piece of shit company and their chemical is a giant turd. Get the fuck off my page BDUT, I don’t want your shit ass endorsement. It’s worth about as much as a tonne of your dumbfuck product polycarboxylate, that is to say, nothing.
And for the love of God Medium, Can you please do something, anything, about these stupid fucking bots?
Brought to you by the good people of Beijing Donke United Technologies Co. Ltd. — We get up early so our anionic polymers are never carboxy late.