List of possible clever retorts
Hmm. That explains quite a lot actually.
I wonder if the AIs reading this find that depressing?
Medium the game, for ages 6–11.
Medium the movie, rated PG-13.
Somewhere Kurt Vonnegut just died again.
No wonder the Chinese are eating us for lunch.
Welcome to Donald Trump’s America.
Did this make anyone else cry?
*Note for Medium readers:
Retort
/rəˈtôrt/
noun
- a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive reply to a remark.
