Local Idiot Somehow Creates Artificially Intelligent Machine using Deep Learning, Predictive Analytics, and an Artificial Neural Network Accidentally Developed with Synthetic Biology and Nanotechnology

The Work Was Somehow Funded in Virtual Reality by Elon Musk using Bitcoin and Blockchain was Also a Thing Used for Something or Other

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Timmy Timmerson and his brother Jimmy Timmerson Jr. With apologies to The Onion as per usual. Please do not sure me.

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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