Local Man Reaches Max Mattress Topper
A Recently Added Forth Mattress Topper Has Brought Local Man’s Mattress Height to the Theoretical Maximum and Within Inches of the Mesosphere
A second three inch memory foam mattress topper applied on top of his existing three inch cooling memory foam, which sits atop an existing two inch standard foam topper, and built in one inch plush cotton filled topper has brought local man* Ted Stephens mattress height to the theoretical maximum, and just shy of the mesosphere some 50 kilometers above the earth’s surface. From atop it soft yet firm surface Ted can now observe meteors at close range as they begin their fiery descent into the lower levels of the atmosphere where they disintegrate in great billowing balls of smoke and flame. Unfortunately for Ted his pressurized radiation proof helmet does not allow for the greatest field of view but he reports that the view from the little he can see is majestic indeed.
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