Explosion and fire in the Northern Atlantic ocean just north of Morrocan port city of Tangier. Huge mushroom cloud was purportedly visible “for miles.” The explosion was felt as far away as Seville in southern Spain. Resident complained of earth quake tremors and seismic sensors were triggered across the globe.
U.S. President Trump was informed of possible unannounced nuclear test aboard air force one
Straights of Gibralter passage at risk as giant argan oil tanker still leaking thousands of barrels of the precious hair and cosmetics oil
“This disaster could not have come at a worse time for the country of Morocco” says Moroccan president in emergency meeting of his cabinet ministers.
Comes on the heels of the disastrous failed Moroccan argan oil embargo of several European countries
Moroccan oil tanker UNC1654 known as the Empress of Argan listing badly and experts say it will sink
More to come on this late breaking story soon…..
Author’s note: You didn’t believe me when I said I could keep going and going and going, did you? Argan oil is only now coming into its own as the humor topic par excellence. You’ll see, you’ll all see.