Dear Mary Ann

Please can we not? Von Mises is the only man to ever embody polar opposite personalities in one lifetime, looking exactly like both Hitler and Ariel Sharon at various times in his life, software design makes me think SRA which makes me sleepy, and the only thing more annoying (and wrong) than transhumanism is machine learning which we all know is a term made up of words that when combined result in a logical contradiction and is itself a logical impossibility. Also, I don’t like coffee. How about instead we grab a bottle of Jack and head on down to the street corner? We can riff on how lazy homeless and poor people are and also the blacks. Did I mention them?


Author of the Googler manifesto and generally terrible human being.

Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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