PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME PROXY SERVER. I MEAN I LOVE YOU AND THANKS FOR BEING A FOLLOWER BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO CONSTANTLY RAISE YOUR VOICE. OF ALL MY FOLLOWERS THAT ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS YOU ARE MY FAVORITE, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO STOP YELLING SO MUCH. OK, I LIED, YOU ARE MY NUMBER 2 FAVORITE, SORRY BUT PGA CHAMPIONSHIP 2016 WILL ALWAYS BE MY TOP FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT FOLLOWER. AND IT ALWAYS TALKS IN A WHISPER.

Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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