The Rules of Technology

IX. Cryptocurrency is the future of money.

Bitcoin. So gay.

Subsection (a.) The number of people who believe this in a given segment of the population increases exponentially with the criminality of that segment.

Subsection (b.) The number of world governments that are interested in seeing cryptocurrency succeed is always fixed at zero.

Subsection (c.) The probability of cryptocurrency being the future of money is directly proportional to the number of governments that are interested in that possibility.

Subsection (d.) Since (b.) = 0, and y =c(c.) then (c.) =0

Subsection (e.) It has been a long time since we had to do math so please forgive any errors in (d.)

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