Seriously dude. LinkedIn? 2008 called, Obama wins! lol!

People still use that dinosaur? Last time I looked at my profile was over six months ago and I can’t even remember why. Oh yeah, now I remember, it was so I could delete my account and copy paste all of my information to the only business and employment oriented social networking site still relevant in the modern world, www.wouldn’t you like to know.com.

I aint telling grandpa but ask your five your old grandson after you learn what a “mouse” is. Hint, it’s not that fuzzy little cute guy your mom and dad bought for you as a pet when you were a kid that died the first night you had him when he got his nose stuck between the bars of his tiny cage and slowly choked to death. You remember, you named him Mousy Mcmouse. He’s dead dude, and buried, just like LinkedIn. It’s 2018 man, get with the program.

One more thing, nobody writes a ‘bio’ anymore, where have you been? I sure hope I don’t turn into some out of touch weirdo when I get old like you. That has gotta suck. Better let the editorial staff at addicted2suckcess know now that your retirement party for next week is a go because you just can’t keep up.

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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