So Fat
A Rhyme About My Cat
How come my cat is so fat
Why so fat is she
I really think it is quite simple
It is so plain to see
Whenever she eats
She eats so fast
That she throws up on me
How come my cat is so fat
Why is she so big
There is an easy explanation
No calculus or trig
Everytime she eats her food she eats it like a pig
How come my cat is so fat
How much bigger can she get
I really had no clue
So I took her to the vet
He took one look heaved a big sigh
And said duh, it’s because of you
You clearly feed her too much
You give her too much food
But I can’t resist her cute meow
I just can’t say no to that
Exactly said the vet
and that is why she’s so fat
