Thanks J.P. If these are your 4AM ideas you must be putting the finishing touches on your approach to solving the Riemann hypothesis by mid afternoon. All good stuff in here. If I had any friends, or a social network, or readers, I would certainly pass this along. In the interim I shall be busy getting my archives in order for immediate re-publishing once this new home for humor is established. I call dibs on the belts with holes and argan oil sections in case anybody else asks.