The Onion Tribute Collection

Articles in the Style of America’s Finest News Source

The Onion is without a doubt the finest humor publication the world has ever seen. Hands down. I have published many, many, many articles here in a pale imitation of their style. While none have reached the majestic heights of such classics as “Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder all Day” or “Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns” I like to think I have come up with a few clever ideas. Some are collected below as links for your perusal.

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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