I. Technology is always the answer for or cause of all our problems
Subsection (a.) The importance of technology in fixing the problem or generating/perpetuating it is directly proportional to the perceived or actual size of the problem.
Subsection(b.) The ability of technology to actually solve our problems is inversely proportional to the size of the problem.
Subsection (c.) Technology’s responsibility for actually causing the problem is directly proportional to the size of the problem but inversely proportional to it’s actual ability to have done so.
Subsection (d.) This rule also applies to alcohol, thank you Homer Simpson.