There is no maybe about it. If this is the best the bio-hacker community has to offer expect the purple skinned people to arrive around the same time as the singularity (aka tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, whenever — aka never) Thanks “Dr” Zayner you are credit to the highly respected field of bio-hacking. BTW your “bio-hacking” kit looks like the back pages of 2003s VWR catalog. The cost of MacBook Pro? That Hack the Planet sticker must be expensive because the rest of that generic crap shouldn’t run more than $400 retail. For the love of Pete man please tell me you are not serious. I am going to pretend I did not read this article and/or that this is some weird practical joke or art project and go to bed now.

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