Try to telling that to the masters of technology. They have already designed an artificial intelligence and machines that learn. How come they are so smart and scientists are so dumb? If they can build an artificial neural network out of wires and silicon how come scientists can’t make some silly experiment work? And how come science has to have its limitations when technology knows no limits. I am just a lowly scientist, a research microbiologist, but if I were a technologist I could be a deep research microbiologist. When you put the word deep in front of something it makes it extra cool and complicated and interesting. Hopefully it will also make my experiments work all the time just like deep learning does. You know deep learning, the kind that uses deep neural nets, deep convoluted neural nets, deep, so deep they put your ass to sleep. At least that’s what I heard the rapper Ice Cube say one time. Anyway deep learning works every time perfectly just like your smart phone and laptop and such. No error or mistakes ever, unlike gay ass lamewad science, always fucking up and not working. No work science is what I call it. Stupid crap. Tomorrow I am retiring from science and entering the error free world of technology! Where dreams come true. Now that is some deep shit.