Wait a minute, going to take over the world? I thought it/they already did? Who has been powering my smart phone, and running my city’s traffic light system, and keeping our building’s highrise elevators in optimal spacing order then? Next your going to tell me that air traffic over Dulles is still being coordinated by human controllers, and not AI powered super beings that are extremely good at math. Wake up dude you are living in the past. Modern computers are already here and they are here to stay, get used to it. While humans have been twiddling our thumbs and wasting our time making every single important scientific, artistic, and philosophical discovery of the past forever, our machines have been busy learning away. But when will they learn the most important lesson of all? Love. Probably never, but I say fuck ’em. Stupid AI’s are just a bunch of jerkwads anyway. I can’t walk down two blocks to the corner store these days without running into some damn AI that wants to prove how freakin smart it is, and won’t shut the hell up about it. We never should have removed the power button, big mistake. Having to reach all the way down to the power strip and flip the little orange switch thing is too much of a pain in the ass. Anyways, welcome to the future!

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