Who Will Date the High School Biology Teacher

Who will date the high school biology teacher? Go out with the HSBT

He’s looking for love, he’s handsome and kind, and usually free after three

His students all love him, and so do most kids, they all say he’s gentle and smart

It’s seems a no brainer that American women would compete for his delicate heart

And so HSBT go out and start asking to date any woman you can

But wait just a moment before you get cocky let me ask, are you a real man?

Do you have money in the bank or boats in the harbor? Do you have interesting dreams fulfilled about which to sing?

And just so you know a high school biology teacher is not an interesting thing

All of those qualities it’s clear that you have yes they are good rare and fine

But to the modern American woman its all about the bottom line

For the poor high school biology teacher will never be wanted by women today

His salary just doesn’t make the cut, he starts at just 25k

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Research scientist (Ph.D. micro/mol biology), Thought middle manager, Everyday junglist, Selecta (Ret.), Boulderer, Cat lover, Fish hater

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