Who will date the high school biology teacher? Go out with the HSBT
He’s looking for love, he’s handsome and kind, and usually free after three
His students all love him, and so do most kids, they all say he’s gentle and smart
It’s seems a no brainer that American women would compete for his delicate heart
And so HSBT go out and start asking to date any woman you can
But wait just a moment before you get cocky let me ask, are you a real man?
Do you have money in the bank or boats in the harbor? Do you have interesting dreams fulfilled about which to sing?
And just so you know a high school biology teacher is not an interesting thing
All of those qualities it’s clear that you have yes they are good rare and fine
But to the modern American woman its all about the bottom line
For the poor high school biology teacher will never be wanted by women today
His salary just doesn’t make the cut, he starts at just 25k