You forgot the most important rule
6) Do not apologize for science
For Pete’s sake. Please, please, please stop apologizing for science. We/it has nothing to apologize for. Stop already, please, just stop.
Why Science is Wrong But Technology is Always Right
Scientists Continue to Apologize for The Strength of Their Method While Technologists Bath in Adoration Despite the…
authors note: I apologize for my shitty editing. An earlier version of this stated “Do not apologizing for science.” Groan. Not nearly as impactful with the grammar of a three year old.